MY VAGINA IS ANGRY.
She spends most of her days moaning, determined to hold in the tears, the pain is too deep. “ Let it go ” I tell her, “no one is watching… never be ashamed to let your emotions show”. With a wet wipe I gently wipe the tears of her surface. Allow her a moment of fresh air, massaging gently in tickles until she burst in laughter. But none the less, MY VAGINA IS ANGRY ! I catch a glimpse at her often as she seats in the dark, wet in tears and annoyed at my thighs They crowding her space she said, always in her business! “One never even gets the opportunity to go for a jog, take a walk and think things through with them following me” She is furious! The discomfort drives her labia insane, helpless beings walking all over the house throwing tantrums. It really doesn't help her high blood pressure! She once called a meeting about it, invited all the members of the family; I remember it well, ovaries, uterus, cervix and even people from far like fallopian tubes...
